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Reasons to Use the Wine Condom:

1. REFRIGERATOR STORAGE

WINE CONDOM(s) sit flush with the rim of the bottle. Most wine stoppers on the market sit 1/2- 2 inches (or more) above the wine bottle rim. The added height causes the following storage syndrome:

"Pain-In-The-Ass-Leans-To-The-Side-Which-Never-Quite-Fits-In-The-Refrigerator-Syndrome."

WINE CONDOM(s) provide effortless refrigerator shelf and/or door storage.

2. ON-THE-GO PROTECTION

WINE CONDOM(s) stow comfortably in your pocket (or wallet..he he)

Pack and take 'em ANYWHERE!

WINE CONDOM(s) allow you to more easily enjoy your favorite bottled beverage at the Lake, Concert, Campgrounds, or Stadium.

What's that say on her head?

Via NOLA.com: 

Deputies confiscated 106 18-packs of Natural Light beer, five 12-packs of Corona beer and five liters of Franza wine. Deputies also took several bottles of rum, tequila, vodka and whiskey.

The kids were pulled over due to expired tags. When the cop asked if they could search the trailer they consented.