wtf

Reasons to Use the Wine Condom:

1. REFRIGERATOR STORAGE

WINE CONDOM(s) sit flush with the rim of the bottle. Most wine stoppers on the market sit 1/2- 2 inches (or more) above the wine bottle rim. The added height causes the following storage syndrome:

"Pain-In-The-Ass-Leans-To-The-Side-Which-Never-Quite-Fits-In-The-Refrigerator-Syndrome."

WINE CONDOM(s) provide effortless refrigerator shelf and/or door storage.

2. ON-THE-GO PROTECTION

WINE CONDOM(s) stow comfortably in your pocket (or wallet..he he)

Pack and take 'em ANYWHERE!

WINE CONDOM(s) allow you to more easily enjoy your favorite bottled beverage at the Lake, Concert, Campgrounds, or Stadium.

Need more spooky stuff? Check out more Halloween goodness on the Cheezburger Network!

These images are floating around Reddit at the moment, acting as a sort of cautionary tale for either falling asleep in public or drinking too much. Or both. Pictured is The Maccabees drummer Sam Doyle missing his chance to meet Dave Grohl and John Paul Jones.