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Created to help commemorate Beaujolais Nouveau — the release of new red wines from the French region of Beaujolais — the bucket o' wine acts as a storage and handy pouring device.

It also provides a color chart, letting the drinker know how many glasses of wine it might take to "paint" your teeth various shades of purple. So, who wants to come over for a painting party?

You're gonorrhave a bad time!