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There's air sickness, there's drunk sickness, and then there's "on the verge of regurgitating your stomach."

The last evening of the year is a true work of art!

Three staff members of Rick Larsen, Democratic Congressman of Washington State's 2nd District, had the great idea of using Twitter to talk about using the office for drunken parties, blowing off work, and even talking s$%t about their boss. Suffice to say, they were fired yesterday. Here are some of their more memorable tweets.

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They're having their next stoner focus group next week.

In Iowa, as in every state, you're considered legally drunk if your blood alcohol content (BAC) is 0.08 or above. Shortly after Samantha Lynne, a 22-year-old resident of Iowa City, IA, tried to run onto the field during a Northern Illinois vs. Iowa college football game this weekend, a stunt that had her thrown into jail for the night, she blew a .341 BAC. In the Hawkeye State, that much alcohol is called a "Forget Me Iowa."

Rihanna was spotted at Coachella with Snoop Dogg and what looks to be a perversely large blunt. MTV tried to stir up some news over it, until Rihanna shot them down, hard.