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Screw you guys, I'm getting Benadrunk!

Oops sorry, that was meant for Twitter.

Three staff members of Rick Larsen, Democratic Congressman of Washington State's 2nd District, had the great idea of using Twitter to talk about using the office for drunken parties, blowing off work, and even talking s$%t about their boss. Suffice to say, they were fired yesterday. Here are some of their more memorable tweets.

They're having their next stoner focus group next week.

Pulitzer Prize winner Maureen Dowd follows a growing trend among traditional print journalists writing about modern drug culture. In this case, it's legally-recognized marijuana in Colorado. Here's the story in question with some great responses below:

Nobody's on Myspace!

Rihanna was spotted at Coachella with Snoop Dogg and what looks to be a perversely large blunt. MTV tried to stir up some news over it, until Rihanna shot them down, hard.

The last evening of the year is a true work of art!

In Iowa, as in every state, you're considered legally drunk if your blood alcohol content (BAC) is 0.08 or above. Shortly after Samantha Lynne, a 22-year-old resident of Iowa City, IA, tried to run onto the field during a Northern Illinois vs. Iowa college football game this weekend, a stunt that had her thrown into jail for the night, she blew a .341 BAC. In the Hawkeye State, that much alcohol is called a "Forget Me Iowa."