too drunk

This poor old Uber driver went through a literal hellride. The insides of her car must've smelled like the underbelly of a Smirnoff distillery. You've gotta love the ups and downs we witness here -- at one point our starring crazy drunk lady almost seems like she might try to become besties with the driver, before she gives in to a full-fledged, slurred, sh*tshow of a breakdown.

At least she got to Jack In The Box though, amiright?...

Hope everyone's feeling alive today post-St. Patrick's Day!

Does this mean you're not allowed to draw on him?