tongue
You better stick that tongue back in your mouth right this instant. The strongest muscle in the body and also one of the most versatile, and one we probably have more control over than any other. These slippery jokes and puns will have you tongue-wagging.
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Man buys 15-year-old brother a PS5 and $500 gift card, entitled stepmom insists he's not being fair to his 16-year-old stepbrother
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Homeowner gets back at inconsiderate neighbors who keep throwing trash over the fence by planting impossible-to-remove bamboo all over their yard: 'You reap what you sow'
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Stepparent bans 16-year-old stepdaughter from singing while cheering on 18-year-old stepdaughter's singing career: 'Told her to stop and she didn't listen'
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Company only pays half of minimum wage, so new teen hire refuses to show up for first shift, causes other employees to quit: ‘Good luck… You guys gonna need it!’
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Boss unexpectedly revokes flexible hours and demands employees stay until end of day, worker maliciously complies by arriving late and leaving on time: 'I'm still technically listening to his stupid requirement'
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