toilet

Wait, no no no, a little less hard.

The holidays are as good a reason as any to spew your [pumpkin] guts all over the toilet.

1) "Hey Steve, check this out!" 2) "Hey ladies, check me out!" 3) "Hey toilet, upchuck me out!" 4) "Hey bro, I'm checkin' out."

If this were more accurate, this would be a birds-eye image instead of a two-dimensional side view, and instead of walking in a straight line he'd be walking around in loops and spirals like that kid from Family Circus.