texting

Please don't kill me!

"Alright, who's on coconut milk duty?"

"I don't know, ask these guys.

From the submitter:

"I was grabbing a soda from the fridge when I saw a pair of baby socks laid out on the top shelf."

Maybe the fine folks at Autocowrecks can help you out.

"Happy Holidaze, Mom!" "Aaahhh, now I get it! Happy Holidaze to you too, Son!"

I've heard of the "call of nature," but the text of nature? That's new.

Excuse me, I'm fluent in Drunkish. Ahem!

"Hey man, I'm all for Hugo asking Bruno out on a date. They really seem like they have a lot in common."

"Let me re-phrase, I'm STRON[G]LY in favor of it!"

"What????"

"They go together like N and Ñ in the Spanish alphabet!"

"I'd like to talk to you on the phone about it, but it's too damn loud in here."

"Lord, that's odd! The po-po just showed up to the party and they just signed up on the beer pong table queue!"

Hey, at least there weren't any bombs involved!

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