There's nothing that melts our hearts quite like a scammer getting their time wasted, after trying to waste someone else's time (and money). This particular scammer got taken on the kind of journey that we could only hope taught him a necessary lesson. And that lesson is to NOT be a scammer. They are the bane of everyone's existence.
From the submitter:
"I was grabbing a soda from the fridge when I saw a pair of baby socks laid out on the top shelf."
She was on a little bit of a bad ass streak.