text message

"Do not use social media or communication devices of any kind."

Sincerely, Sober Self

Hey, at least there weren't any bombs involved!

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"Because you're sure as hell getting a rise out of me by texting me at 3:30 in the damn morning!"

"Jesus 5:14 (or something): Thou shalt pick ur parents up and driev them wherever they want lol."

"Dad... I think you just made that one up..."

Maybe the fine folks at Autocowrecks can help you out.

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Sun, we're very disappointed in you.

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I've heard of the "call of nature," but the text of nature? That's new.

Clearly someone needs texting lessons.