taco bell

They say you are what you eat. Just as long as you aren't what you drink, I think you'll be fine.

If you've planned well enough in advance to make it before you get drunk, or you're drunken culinary skills are not disastrous.

Taco Bell should be open 24 hours today, and all their workers should get paid an extra $4.20 an hour during their shifts.

They're having their next stoner focus group next week.

Necessity is the mother of invention!