stoned

You can't not show up for work! Think of how many people are counting on you, Pizza Guy!

Ash used TOXIC! Ash used AMNESIA! Ash used REST! Ash used DORITOS LOCOS TACOS!

They're all super effective!

"The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world." - Carl Sagan, Marihuana Reconsidered, 1969.

Whether you're from the Pacific Northwest, Cali, the Midwest, the Southwest, the South, or the Northeast, it doesn't matter! We don't discriminate against any direction!

Are we having pun yet?

Let's count to ten, everyone! 4, 2, 0...