stoned

Now if Ben Franklin would just show up with the new sack, we'd be good to go!

Let's count to ten, everyone! 4, 2, 0...

Are we having pun yet?

Whether you're from the Pacific Northwest, Cali, the Midwest, the Southwest, the South, or the Northeast, it doesn't matter! We don't discriminate against any direction!

What if stop sign were fruit roll up? #highdeas

If Odin shows up riding a unicorn, that's a good sign.

Ash used TOXIC! Ash used AMNESIA! Ash used REST! Ash used DORITOS LOCOS TACOS!

They're all super effective!

"The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world." - Carl Sagan, Marihuana Reconsidered, 1969.