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Remember kids, drink too much and smoke too much, and you can be just like this guy! You just gotta follow your dreams!

I wouldn't call myself a Toby Keith fan, but I'll definitely be leading a drunken sing-along of this at my next party.

Bonus: Scavenger hunt! See if you can find - Craig Ferguson - Drunk Princess Leia - Mostly-Naked Wheelbarrow Race - Red Solo Hash Pipe

This week we feature "Booze Me Up and Get Me High" by Ween, which sounds like a pretty good plan for your weekend. [DISCLAIMER - Remember kids, don't get drunk and/or high unless it's really funny it's legal where you are, A12 CARES]

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Christmas is almost here! Count down to the big day the right way: drunk out of your mind, with Fay McKay's Xmas classic, "The Twelve Daze Of Christmas."

Beer is good! Beer is good! Beer is good... and stuff!

DISCLAIMER - This song contains some language which may offend (it is a bunch of quotes from Snooki, after all).

Since a lot of people are going home for the holidays, here's a song about the best way to spend some quality familial time: bombed out of your f*&king mind.

Disclaimer - this song contains bad language and terrifying Xmas hallucinations