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Christmas is almost here! Count down to the big day the right way: drunk out of your mind, with Fay McKay's Xmas classic, "The Twelve Daze Of Christmas."

This week we feature "Booze Me Up and Get Me High" by Ween, which sounds like a pretty good plan for your weekend. [DISCLAIMER - Remember kids, don't get drunk and/or high unless it's really funny it's legal where you are, A12 CARES]

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Since a lot of people are going home for the holidays, here's a song about the best way to spend some quality familial time: bombed out of your f*&king mind.

Disclaimer - this song contains bad language and terrifying Xmas hallucinations

DISCLAIMER - This song contains some language which may offend (it is a bunch of quotes from Snooki, after all).

I wouldn't call myself a Toby Keith fan, but I'll definitely be leading a drunken sing-along of this at my next party.

Bonus: Scavenger hunt! See if you can find - Craig Ferguson - Drunk Princess Leia - Mostly-Naked Wheelbarrow Race - Red Solo Hash Pipe

Beer is good! Beer is good! Beer is good... and stuff!

Remember kids, drink too much and smoke too much, and you can be just like this guy! You just gotta follow your dreams!