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Ninth Time's the Charm

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Maybe the fine folks at Autocowrecks can help you out.

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Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, I'm Sorry!

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Please don't kill me!

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You Thought You Were at a Potluck!

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You kept saying that your steering wheel was over 50 percent stronger than the leading disposable dinnerware brand! What the hell, man?

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How Was Your Night Last Night?

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"Crappy."

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The Drunk Translator: It's Official

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More phone phunny over at Autocowrecks!

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Dear Drunk Self

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"Do not use social media or communication devices of any kind."

Sincerely, Sober Self

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Hang On a Sec, Poop is Texting Me Again

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I've heard of the "call of nature," but the text of nature? That's new.

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Are You "The Dark Knight Rises?"

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"Because you're sure as hell getting a rise out of me by texting me at 3:30 in the damn morning!"

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Sweet, Jeff's Bringing the Spicy Food and ExLax

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"Alright, who's on coconut milk duty?"

"I don't know, ask these guys.

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Why is the Rum Gone???

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Jeez, Mom, lern2mixers.

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You Must Be THIS Hot to Enter House Party

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Watch as Dad Gets Drunker and Drunker

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"Jesus 5:14 (or something): Thou shalt pick ur parents up and driev them wherever they want lol."

"Dad... I think you just made that one up..."

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Speaking in Drunkish

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We have the top scientists trying to figure what the hell you said.

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Quick! To Google Translate!

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You'd Better Get the Drunk Test App, Man...

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Sun, we're very disappointed in you.

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My Mom's Cooler Than Your Mom

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She was on a little bit of a bad ass streak.

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