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AutocoWrecks poop sms text text message texting - 6417092608
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I've heard of the "call of nature," but the text of nature? That's new.

dad iphone parenting sms text message texting - 6497560064
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"Jesus 5:14 (or something): Thou shalt pick ur parents up and driev them wherever they want lol."

"Dad... I think you just made that one up..."

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"Because you're sure as hell getting a rise out of me by texting me at 3:30 in the damn morning!"

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"Happy Holidaze, Mom!" "Aaahhh, now I get it! Happy Holidaze to you too, Son!"

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You kept saying that your steering wheel was over 50 percent stronger than the leading disposable dinnerware brand! What the hell, man?

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Hey, at least there weren't any bombs involved!

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AutocoWrecks drunk text drunk texting drunkish sms text messaging texting txt txt messaging txt msg txting - 6345487104
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Excuse me, I'm fluent in Drunkish. Ahem!

"Hey man, I'm all for Hugo asking Bruno out on a date. They really seem like they have a lot in common."

"Let me re-phrase, I'm STRON[G]LY in favor of it!"

"What????"

"They go together like N and Ñ in the Spanish alphabet!"

"I'd like to talk to you on the phone about it, but it's too damn loud in here."

"Lord, that's odd! The po-po just showed up to the party and they just signed up on the beer pong table queue!"