sloshed swag

Drink wine like it's beer!

But then the problem of chasing your shots with your beer arises--you have to make the tough choice.

If it involves making my beer drinking easier than I'm 100 percent onboard.

I'll take every one you have please. One for my kitchen, one for key chain, a spare one to keep in my glove box, one for gifting out to a fellow drinker...