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Every man or woman worth their salt. Amazing to think such a everyday commodity was once a pricey luxury. So whether your salty over your steak or that SO that dumped you on the way side, know you can rub salt in the wounds and make it hit home with these punny and hilarious salt jokes.

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Attention Bros: This Is NOT A Good Idea, You Do Not Look Badass

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Snorting salt + squirting lime in your eye = full Douchebag Broness achieved.

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It's the Only Logical Thing to Do

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Don't Do Salt, Kids

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Just Salt

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It's just salt, I swear!

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Keep Your Snail Away From Drugs

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I'll Have the Pancakes and a Nap Please

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Mort: Not Even Once

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It makes meth look like Tylenol by comparison? No thanks!

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Classic Party FAIL: The Tequila Suicide

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