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Every man or woman worth their salt. Amazing to think such a everyday commodity was once a pricey luxury. So whether your salty over your steak or that SO that dumped you on the way side, know you can rub salt in the wounds and make it hit home with these punny and hilarious salt jokes.

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I'll Have the Pancakes and a Nap Please

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It's the Only Logical Thing to Do

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Keep Your Snail Away From Drugs

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Don't Do Salt, Kids

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Mort: Not Even Once

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Classic Party FAIL: The Tequila Suicide

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Attention Bros: This Is NOT A Good Idea, You Do Not Look Badass

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Just Salt

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