prank

Choose your own adventure time! Did this situation happen because:

A) This is simultaneously a moving-in party and a birthday party, and no furniture is in the house yet.

B) This is the total inverse of the "stacking" prank.

C) This is a birthday party for hardcore minimalists.

D) MYSTERY OPTION

That or don't have friends. Your choice.

HINT: It rhymes with "Blow do Spins-y Rorld."

I go to sleep, I dream that a giant fan is chasing me, and suddenly I wake up in the bathroom. Now I know how Dorothy must have felt.