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Especially the tell-tale period after "Actually." It's the pregnant pauses like that which separate the chilled, relaxed, and meditative stoned people from the rushed and frantic sober. Also because Pirates 4 was a terrible, terrible movie.

Weed? In MY wine? Well, no. In the wine of Northern California growers? Yes. According to The Daily Beast and The Kitchn, pot-infused wine is on the rise. Not surprisingly, vintners restrict distribution to friends, parties, and other growers. But, like any juicy secret, it got out pretty quickly. Actually, I think it might be more of dry secret with a bit of a sweet aftertaste, but that's just me.

Let's count to ten, everyone! 4, 2, 0...

"The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world." - Carl Sagan, Marihuana Reconsidered, 1969.

Whether you're from the Pacific Northwest, Cali, the Midwest, the Southwest, the South, or the Northeast, it doesn't matter! We don't discriminate against any direction!

I've never been to Invercargill, but if the city is half as entertaining as its mayor, I'll book a flight right now.

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