pot

Toke up a bit and it'll make perfect sense. Not that we'd know. That stuff's illegal, that would be wrong.

"At the computer over there." "Oh God... Jeff IS the computer!"

Especially the tell-tale period after "Actually." It's the pregnant pauses like that which separate the chilled, relaxed, and meditative stoned people from the rushed and frantic sober. Also because Pirates 4 was a terrible, terrible movie.

Who needs dispensaries when you've got a dispenser like this?

"The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world." - Carl Sagan, Marihuana Reconsidered, 1969.

Dude, I don't think that's what they meant when they told you to try some pot.