pot

"At the computer over there." "Oh God... Jeff IS the computer!"

It will be easy, they said.

Courtesy of Up Next In Sports.

Weed? In MY wine? Well, no. In the wine of Northern California growers? Yes. According to The Daily Beast and The Kitchn, pot-infused wine is on the rise. Not surprisingly, vintners restrict distribution to friends, parties, and other growers. But, like any juicy secret, it got out pretty quickly. Actually, I think it might be more of dry secret with a bit of a sweet aftertaste, but that's just me.

Toke up a bit and it'll make perfect sense. Not that we'd know. That stuff's illegal, that would be wrong.

(Warning: language)

"Hey man, this weed actually isn't that bad!" "Yeah bro, I cut with this new bomb-ass stuff! You guys heard of bath salts?"

Or multiple friends, for that matter.

Happy 4/20 to our buddies over at College Humor!

I mean, I'm all for mingling with fans, but it's hard to do so when you're hearing the color pink.