pot

"I want the hatred to flow through me, but then he said something about striking him down and how my "journey to the dark side will be complete," and then it just got weird."

Dude, I don't think that's what they meant when they told you to try some pot.

Ash used TOXIC! Ash used AMNESIA! Ash used REST! Ash used DORITOS LOCOS TACOS!

They're all super effective!

Now about the whole "cooking" meth thing...

"The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world." - Carl Sagan, Marihuana Reconsidered, 1969.

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