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"At the computer over there." "Oh God... Jeff IS the computer!"

Especially the tell-tale period after "Actually." It's the pregnant pauses like that which separate the chilled, relaxed, and meditative stoned people from the rushed and frantic sober. Also because Pirates 4 was a terrible, terrible movie.

Dammit so close yet so very far.

I NEED SOME OF THAT SWEET SWEET GREEN.

Ash used TOXIC! Ash used AMNESIA! Ash used REST! Ash used DORITOS LOCOS TACOS!

They're all super effective!

It's true! After her career went downhill when she couldn't follow up her success as "Girl With Hat" in Blair Witch, she turned to growing marijuana (medicinal, of course) and taking her own prescription for PMS. You've come a long way, baby.

"I want the hatred to flow through me, but then he said something about striking him down and how my "journey to the dark side will be complete," and then it just got weird."

Content warning: no weed here, but there is a young lad furiously flexing his cursing vocabulary.

This kid got trolled hard by a drug dealer. He bought what he thought was five bags of weed, which turned out to be four bags of grass and one bag of leaves. I know your grandma probably calls it grass, but that doesn't mean your pot should look like actual grass, dude. I guess that's what happens when you buy bud from someone on Instagram.