pot

"Shut up kid, Bill O'Reilly is on!"

You can't not show up for work! Think of how many people are counting on you, Pizza Guy!

"The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world." - Carl Sagan, Marihuana Reconsidered, 1969.

It will be easy, they said.

"I want the hatred to flow through me, but then he said something about striking him down and how my "journey to the dark side will be complete," and then it just got weird."

So it must be true!

Courtesy of Up Next In Sports.