peeing

Act real chill, and hopefully nobody will notice. In fact, you can ignore it the hardest by just spreading your legs and flaunting it as if there's nothing there.

Not on the Ferrari!

The Exhibit Bar in Balham, South London has a stream-powered video game in each of the men's room urinals. The game only works while you're answering nature's call, but you'll get plenty of chances once you break the seal.

I guess I'll just take a bath in the toilet.

Thank goodness drunk people can't read. Or interpret basic pictographs. Or follow directions.