peeing

I guess I'll just take a bath in the toilet.

The Exhibit Bar in Balham, South London has a stream-powered video game in each of the men's room urinals. The game only works while you're answering nature's call, but you'll get plenty of chances once you break the seal.

It's like that Dutch story about the boy who plugs his finger in the dam to stop it from leaking, except in her case it's not working. The pope can do it, but that's because he's the goddamn pope.

Act real chill, and hopefully nobody will notice. In fact, you can ignore it the hardest by just spreading your legs and flaunting it as if there's nothing there.

We keep the lemonade upstairs.