Music

Drinkify tells you what to drink depending on who you're listening to, because you need more structure in your life. Here are our favorites.

Rihanna was spotted at Coachella with Snoop Dogg and what looks to be a perversely large blunt. MTV tried to stir up some news over it, until Rihanna shot them down, hard.

This week, our Sloshed Song of the day is "Drunk Girls" from LCD Soundsystem. Start watching it because directed by the acclaimed Spike Jonze, keep watching it to see people in panda suits terrorize the band!

Don't forget to submit any songs you think should be featured next Sunday!

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