morning after

And then there's "anywhere is possible."

Happy New Year, everyone! If you're anything like most of the word, you'll be nursing a hangover that could knock out an elephant. In the spirit of International Hangover Day, we bring you "Worst Hangover Ever" by The Offspring. Get some aspirin and scrambled eggs and take it easy today.

Over at Texts From Ponyville, some choice texts from last night are re-enacted by those ponies we all know and love/hate/love to hate. I like to think this is what the show would be like with an R-rating.

See more texting tragedies on Autocowrecks!