money

Easy solution: Take to sink, lift glass. TAKE THAT DRUNK CUSTOMERS.

Here's "proof": 

The Macallan distillery has been making world class scotch whisky since 1824. In 2011, the company released the Macallan 60 Years Old Single Malt, the latest edition of the company's Lalique Six Pillars Collection, which celebrates different aspects of the process of making Macallan.
French crystal house Lalique is behind the unique crystal decanter, designed with elements drawn from the Macallan stills --such as the copper around the stopper and and rivet-like features on the bottle.
While $17,000 might sound like a lot, the price at this Costco is apparently a steal. Bottles typically sell for about $20,000. That breaks down to about $1000 a shot, if you're counting.

Adult films have been putting students through college for years. But not quite in this way.

Pornhub, the fap destination for millions of students everywhere, is offering a $25,000 college scholarship . And all you have to do is answer this one simple question: How do you strive to make others happy?

Along with an essay, applicants must have a GPA of 3.2 or higher, be 18+, attend an accredited post-secondary institution and create a 2-5 minute video that elaborates on their application.

Yay, education!

This fellow here, Alex "Ace of Spades" Hope, managed to tally up a £203,948 tab at the Playground night club in Liverpool. Granted, £125,000 of that was for a single 30-liter bottle of champagne (though I don't know if that makes it better or worse).

The tip? Only £18,540 - or roughly $3 Bumblejillion USD. What a cheapskate! Yeesh!

Check for the full story in the via link!