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Martini Of Shame of the Day

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Perfection.

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Ah Yes, That Old Saying

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Crunk Critters: Can You Fetch Me Some Service?

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"Martini, straight up with a twist, and with two tennis balls, not one."

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Family Circus Grows Up

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The Narwaltini

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Some Jokes Are in Suffix-able

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That's One Way to Get the Olive Out

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Please Wait, Your Martini is Loading

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What Me, Selfish?

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Creepy Martini Shaker Wants to Make You a Drink

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Get Ready for Halloween With the Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Martini

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2 parts Hiram Walker Pumpkin Spice liqueur
1 part Crème de Cacao White liqueur
1 part Vanilla Vodka
1 part heavy cream
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My Little Friend In The Glass

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Behold the Martinez

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1oz gin 1 oz sweet vermouth 1/4oz maraschino cherry liqueur dash of orange bitters shake and strain into a cocktail glass and garnish with orange twist
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Well, We've Tried Everything

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Can You Tell the Difference Between a Shaken and Stirred Martini

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The Best Sort of Wasted

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