mario

"I feel like-a the red shells are a-spinning in-a my head!

Mario, you are by far the single worst party host EVER.

Of course it is, huh-huh! Why else do you think they call Disneyland the most magical place on Earth, huh-huh?

I guess the recession hit the plumbing industry hard.

Some fun mario-juana themed awesomeness to brighten up your Hazy Maze Cave!

Psilocybe naematoliformis!

Ehh, not quite as catchy, never mind.

HEY DUDES AND DUDE-LADIES! It's Friday, which means we'll be adding more eyeball-gouging PARTY TIME GIFs to Party Hardest! Check it out if your body is ready!

"Luigi, I'ma gonna keel you for theess!"