mario

Some fun mario-juana themed awesomeness to brighten up your Hazy Maze Cave!

"I feel like-a the red shells are a-spinning in-a my head!

I guess the recession hit the plumbing industry hard.

Of course it is, huh-huh! Why else do you think they call Disneyland the most magical place on Earth, huh-huh?

HEY DUDES AND DUDE-LADIES! It's Friday, which means we'll be adding more eyeball-gouging PARTY TIME GIFs to Party Hardest! Check it out if your body is ready!

Psilocybe naematoliformis!

Ehh, not quite as catchy, never mind.

Mario, you are by far the single worst party host EVER.

"Luigi, I'ma gonna keel you for theess!"