marijuana

You can't not show up for work! Think of how many people are counting on you, Pizza Guy!

Weed? In MY wine? Well, no. In the wine of Northern California growers? Yes. According to The Daily Beast and The Kitchn, pot-infused wine is on the rise. Not surprisingly, vintners restrict distribution to friends, parties, and other growers. But, like any juicy secret, it got out pretty quickly. Actually, I think it might be more of dry secret with a bit of a sweet aftertaste, but that's just me.

Now if Ben Franklin would just show up with the new sack, we'd be good to go!