marijuana

Congratulations! You've just been knowledged, courtesy of College Humor.

Me gwaan need de help a' Jah ta finish dis ting!

Weed? In MY wine? Well, no. In the wine of Northern California growers? Yes. According to The Daily Beast and The Kitchn, pot-infused wine is on the rise. Not surprisingly, vintners restrict distribution to friends, parties, and other growers. But, like any juicy secret, it got out pretty quickly. Actually, I think it might be more of dry secret with a bit of a sweet aftertaste, but that's just me.

Who needs dispensaries when you've got a dispenser like this?

Pulitzer Prize winner Maureen Dowd follows a growing trend among traditional print journalists writing about modern drug culture. In this case, it's legally-recognized marijuana in Colorado. Here's the story in question with some great responses below:

Taco Bells everywhere will be flooded with customers!