marijuana

Taco Bells everywhere will be flooded with customers!

Weed? In MY wine? Well, no. In the wine of Northern California growers? Yes. According to The Daily Beast and The Kitchn, pot-infused wine is on the rise. Not surprisingly, vintners restrict distribution to friends, parties, and other growers. But, like any juicy secret, it got out pretty quickly. Actually, I think it might be more of dry secret with a bit of a sweet aftertaste, but that's just me.

Marajuana makes your eyes red, which is the color of sadness. HARMLESS?

Now if Ben Franklin would just show up with the new sack, we'd be good to go!