magic

... I will make your interest in me disappear!

This is exactly the way I feel when I'm drinking [insert product placement here. Any takers, beer advertisers? Baby needs a new pair of shoes]

But make sure you do magic after drinking, because if you try doing it the other way around, you'll just be more depressed by your lack of magic skills and the drinking will be the sad, why-can't-I-be-Harry-Potter kind.