liquor store

"Heer u go, gud sir" (Hee duzn't know dat I'm onlee 4, but datz 28 in cat yearz).

Keeping the sordid reputation of Chicago politicians alive and not-so-well, Alderman Deborah Graham reportedly gave convicted drug dealer Frederick "Juicy" Sims great assistance in getting a huge monetary grant to open a liquor store in Chicago, according to Opposing Views on Tuesday, as well as an original report by the Chicago Tribune.

Sims, who previously gave Alderman Graham a $2,000 donation for her political campaign, received a six-figure public grant to open his liquor store. The grant involved a $105,000 tax increment in financing, which is beyond the fact that a ban on liquor businesses had to be lifted for Sims to open shop.

Either you have a drinking problem or you're that one guy in the group who managed to get a fake I.D. before the FBI arrested the guy selling them out of his dorm room.