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Don't make me bust out the cirrhosis!

Don't have a sweetheart this Valentine's Day? Don't worry, alcohol will be there for you!

"There is a Reaper, whose name is Death, And, with his sickle keen, He reaps the bearded grain at a breath, And the flowers that grow between."

-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Other ideas for the name included "Last of the Mojitos," "A Rum With A View," "Atlas Chugged," "Fahrenheit 151," and "The Count of Monte Cristal."

Thank you, I'll be here all week, good night.