jagermeister

"I drink Jägermeister because my dealer's in jail right now."

Oh! Well, okay. Just be careful, though. Side effects of drinking Jägermeister include liver damage, memory loss and GTL.

Forecast is overcast with a 100 percent chance of Jäger.

The survey, which was carried out by Virgin Media, questioned nearly 4,000 students across nine campuses.

In keeping with the drinking theme a bottle opener was ranked as the fifth most important item for students. The top three was made up of smartphones, tablet computers and toothbrushes with USB sticks in fourth place.

It's electrifying! Via The Drunken Moogle.

Pichu, Pikachu, Raichu (Pokemon Cocktails) Ingredients: Pichu: 1/2 oz Creme de Banana 1/2 oz pomegranate schnapps, 1/2 oz Jager

Pikachu: 1/2 oz grenadine 1/2 oz Creme de Banana 1/2 oz Captain Morgan tattoo

Raichu: 1 oz Creme de Banana 1oz Jager 1oz 100 proof Captain Morgan

Directions: For the Pichu: pour the the creme de banana, then layer the pomegranate schnapps, then layer the Jager on top. Pikachu: pour the grenadine, next layer the creme de banana, then layer the captain tattoo on top. Raichu: pour the creme de banana, layer the Jager then layer the captain 100 proof on top.