jagermeister

The survey, which was carried out by Virgin Media, questioned nearly 4,000 students across nine campuses.

In keeping with the drinking theme a bottle opener was ranked as the fifth most important item for students. The top three was made up of smartphones, tablet computers and toothbrushes with USB sticks in fourth place.

"I drink Jägermeister because my dealer's in jail right now."

Oh! Well, okay. Just be careful, though. Side effects of drinking Jägermeister include liver damage, memory loss and GTL.

Forecast is overcast with a 100 percent chance of Jäger.