Maybe the fine folks at Autocowrecks can help you out.
Wife wondering where you are at 11 P.M. on a Tuesday night? There's a strap for that!
Clearly someone needs texting lessons.
I don't know about you, but I'd never survive without my smartphone.
"Happy Holidaze, Mom!" "Aaahhh, now I get it! Happy Holidaze to you too, Son!"
More phone phunny over at Autocowrecks!
You should see my coaster! Hint: it starts with A and ends with 'ndroid.'
"Jesus 5:14 (or something): Thou shalt pick ur parents up and driev them wherever they want lol." "Dad... I think you just made that one up..."
We have the top scientists trying to figure what the hell you said.
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You kept saying that your steering wheel was over 50 percent stronger than the leading disposable dinnerware brand! What the hell, man?
