Please don't kill me!
"Crappy."
You should see my coaster! Hint: it starts with A and ends with 'ndroid.'
You kept saying that your steering wheel was over 50 percent stronger than the leading disposable dinnerware brand! What the hell, man?
More phone phunny over at Autocowrecks!
"Jesus 5:14 (or something): Thou shalt pick ur parents up and driev them wherever they want lol." "Dad... I think you just made that one up..."
Maybe the fine folks at Autocowrecks can help you out.
"Happy Holidaze, Mom!" "Aaahhh, now I get it! Happy Holidaze to you too, Son!"
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Clearly someone needs texting lessons.
"Do not use social media or communication devices of any kind."
Sincerely, Sober Self
