More phone phunny over at Autocowrecks!
Maybe the fine folks at Autocowrecks can help you out.
You should see my coaster! Hint: it starts with A and ends with 'ndroid.'
"Jesus 5:14 (or something): Thou shalt pick ur parents up and driev them wherever they want lol." "Dad... I think you just made that one up..."
I don't know about you, but I'd never survive without my smartphone.
We have the top scientists trying to figure what the hell you said.
But how many is an emoticon worth? Ten?
You kept saying that your steering wheel was over 50 percent stronger than the leading disposable dinnerware brand! What the hell, man?
Clearly someone needs texting lessons.
"Do not use social media or communication devices of any kind."
Sincerely, Sober Self
