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You kept saying that your steering wheel was over 50 percent stronger than the leading disposable dinnerware brand! What the hell, man?

"Jesus 5:14 (or something): Thou shalt pick ur parents up and driev them wherever they want lol."

"Dad... I think you just made that one up..."

"Crappy."

"Do not use social media or communication devices of any kind."

Sincerely, Sober Self

We have the top scientists trying to figure what the hell you said.

You should see my coaster! Hint: it starts with A and ends with 'ndroid.'

Please don't kill me!

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