You kept saying that your steering wheel was over 50 percent stronger than the leading disposable dinnerware brand! What the hell, man?
"Do not use social media or communication devices of any kind."
Sincerely, Sober Self
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Maybe the fine folks at Autocowrecks can help you out.
"Happy Holidaze, Mom!" "Aaahhh, now I get it! Happy Holidaze to you too, Son!"
"Crappy."
You should see my coaster! Hint: it starts with A and ends with 'ndroid.'
Please don't kill me!
We have the top scientists trying to figure what the hell you said.
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But how many is an emoticon worth? Ten?
