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Toke up a bit and it'll make perfect sense. Not that we'd know. That stuff's illegal, that would be wrong.

Bonus: you can also replace the word "TRUTH" with the word "VOMIT"!

Congratulations! You've just been knowledged, courtesy of College Humor.

For the purposes of this survey, a binge drinker is defined as one who often consumes five or more drinks (for men) or four or more drinks (for women) in a short period of time. We salute Utah's self-control, and shake our heads disapprovingly at Wisconsin's debauchery.

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