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Toke up a bit and it'll make perfect sense. Not that we'd know. That stuff's illegal, that would be wrong.

Be careful though, cougars account for hundreds of horrible, mangled deaths every year. And large mountain felines do too.

For the purposes of this survey, a binge drinker is defined as one who often consumes five or more drinks (for men) or four or more drinks (for women) in a short period of time. We salute Utah's self-control, and shake our heads disapprovingly at Wisconsin's debauchery.

Bonus: you can also replace the word "TRUTH" with the word "VOMIT"!

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