heroin

I'll take two bottles of ?, please.

"Does that make me a junkie?"

1) Host rave near zoo 2) Have dumb ravers think it's a good idea to feed drugs to dolphins 3) Dolphins die 4) ???? 5) PROFIT!!!!

Nobody's on Myspace!

Think about it: when you go to the hospital and you're severely dehydrated, what do they give you? Water through a needle. Hell, the only thing they don't give you is a belt to tie off with!