god

I WILL BE A LIVING GOD.

Listen, he's the only brother you have. It's not his fault his face was improperly restored.

"Goddamnit!"

God: "Watch your goddamn mouth, bro."

Three words: blood of Christ.

God did bequeath upon man beer, and there was much rejoicing.

Hope you're all ready for Mitt's big speech today. There's bound to be dancing white people galore, so be prepared for that too.