god

Listen, he's the only brother you have. It's not his fault his face was improperly restored.

"Goddamnit!"

God: "Watch your goddamn mouth, bro."

Hope you're all ready for Mitt's big speech today. There's bound to be dancing white people galore, so be prepared for that too.

God did bequeath upon man beer, and there was much rejoicing.

I WILL BE A LIVING GOD.