god

Listen, he's the only brother you have. It's not his fault his face was improperly restored.

"Goddamnit!"

God: "Watch your goddamn mouth, bro."

I WILL BE A LIVING GOD.

"You drink wine as the blood of my son! Could I not be any more obvious? Jesus Christ!"

"What?"

"Shut up son, I wasn't talkin' to you."

God did bequeath upon man beer, and there was much rejoicing.

Hope you're all ready for Mitt's big speech today. There's bound to be dancing white people galore, so be prepared for that too.