god

Hope you're all ready for Mitt's big speech today. There's bound to be dancing white people galore, so be prepared for that too.

I WILL BE A LIVING GOD.

Three words: blood of Christ.

God did bequeath upon man beer, and there was much rejoicing.

Listen, he's the only brother you have. It's not his fault his face was improperly restored.

"You drink wine as the blood of my son! Could I not be any more obvious? Jesus Christ!"

"What?"

"Shut up son, I wasn't talkin' to you."