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The instructions to make this beautiful beast are in the via link below! The recipe doesn't explicitly call for alcohol, but I'm sure you'll be able to come up with your own "punch" to put in there.

It's a shot-ermelon!

I've got all my fruits right here!

They don't grow on trees, you know...

At long last, mafia informant Victor Melonio met his fate. His brain, once container of information wanted by five federal agencies, lay splattered around him in a chaotic debris of tissue and blood.

Here's the problem: alcohol is expensive, legal drugs are more expensive, and illegal drugs are, well, illegal, and can lead to terrible things happening. But fear not, nature provides a solution!