Via Peter Götting
Check the fridge, there's a cool breeze that shouldn't be there. These chilly puns will have you thawing that heart in no time, so keep your eyes peeled.
This limits the amount of beer runs you need to go on, so you don't have to miss a match.
From the submitter:
"I was grabbing a soda from the fridge when I saw a pair of baby socks laid out on the top shelf."