This would make a pretty great blackmail photo.
You didn't even finish your food?! You know there are starving passed-out children in China, right?
Ok...this is just adorable...
The playground is a great place to pass out; when you wake up, you can just go play on the swings!
The best way to party or tailgate for the big game is to lay in all the food and booze.
What are you doing for Bowl Game weekend?
Starbucks in Japan is introducing their first cocktail to "Starbucks Evenings" a special menu that some Starbucks stores have that provides beer, wine and fancy snacks after four PM. 
This new frozen drink is called the 'Wine Fraggino'. It's basically a Frappucino but instead of coffee (or anything else besides the ice...), it uses blueberry wine from Hokkaido.
We forced a bot to scour the web and find the funniest memes for 80 hours straight.
These are the best and funniest memes from what that bot found:
After extensive research, our data scientists determined that people want 2 things:
As we all know, the primary act that triggers the categorization of an image as a (funny) meme is a collective, slightly-accelerated exhaling via the nose by the masses who view said "funny meme". And since y'all know what we're talking about, then you'll probably want at least 17 more memes. Or these Funny Memes might also suffice, or these relatable memes that can also probably pass for funny... also check out the eBaum's World's Funny Memes That You Might Enjoy and for those feeling a bit frisky, check out these sexy memes or these ones.
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