evolution

Much better than Freud. That guy would probably just try to convince me that my fixation on alcohol is just the expression of a repressed desire to be anally violated or something. Worst bartender ever.

If this were more accurate, this would be a birds-eye image instead of a two-dimensional side view, and instead of walking in a straight line he'd be walking around in loops and spirals like that kid from Family Circus.

If you didn't believe in evolution before, now you do. Because how could anything called "intelligent" design exist with this guy running around? Heyo!