Early Morning Happy Hour

WARNING: Side-effects include turning into a flesh-hungry mutant zombie intent on destroying Mila Jovovich.

Also like the real thing, you'll end up practically braindead and needlessly violent.

Hope everyone's weekend was fruitful, because your Monday is about to be just that. It's never too early for creatively shaped jello shots that would make drunk Bill Cosby proud.

The Bloody Brain - mix 1 1/4 oz vodka and 1/8 oz lime juice and add to shot glasses to fill to about 3/4 full. Slowly add cream liquor to form brain. Drizzle grenadine.

Tis the season for political drinking!

Flavorwire serves us up some cocktails inspired by literary classics, with my personal favorite being the Catcher in the Rye. Do I care that it's just a dolled up Old Fashioned? No. No I do not.

SHOW ME YOUR MAGIC, OH SORCERER OF SALTED RIMS.

So it's a rum/cola float named after an iconic sci-fi robot from the future? I'll take six please.