Early Morning Happy Hour

Advertisement
Early Morning Happy Hour old fashioned - 6602365184
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Flavorwire serves us up some cocktails inspired by literary classics, with my personal favorite being the Catcher in the Rye. Do I care that it's just a dolled up Old Fashioned? No. No I do not.

alcohol drinking drinks Early Morning Happy Hour - 6537414144
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Hope everyone's weekend was fruitful, because your Monday is about to be just that. It's never too early for creatively shaped jello shots that would make drunk Bill Cosby proud.

Advertisement
Early Morning Happy Hour happy hour Pokémon - 6576529920
Via Le Max
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

There's no better way to start off your day than to start with a Squirtle and evolve your way up to "Too Drunk Drunk to Function At 9am," also known as "Blastoise.

Advertisement
Advertisement
Early Morning Happy Hour hulk - 6552265984
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Also like the real thing, you'll end up practically braindead and needlessly violent.

Early Morning Happy Hour brains halloween - 6662536448
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

The Bloody Brain - mix 1 1/4 oz vodka and 1/8 oz lime juice and add to shot glasses to fill to about 3/4 full. Slowly add cream liquor to form brain. Drizzle grenadine.

Early Morning Happy Hour happy hour Rum everclear - 6652885504
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

WARNING: Side-effects include turning into a flesh-hungry mutant zombie intent on destroying Mila Jovovich.