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Drunk Dialing drunk texting success kid texting your ex - 6476208896
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Didn't text my ex saying "IIIII stirll loev UU, psl dihate MYLIF W?O yu"

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AutocoWrecks drunk text drunk texting drunkish sms text messaging texting txt txt messaging txt msg txting - 6345487104
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Excuse me, I'm fluent in Drunkish. Ahem!

"Hey man, I'm all for Hugo asking Bruno out on a date. They really seem like they have a lot in common."

"Let me re-phrase, I'm STRON[G]LY in favor of it!"

"What????"

"They go together like N and Ñ in the Spanish alphabet!"

"I'd like to talk to you on the phone about it, but it's too damn loud in here."

"Lord, that's odd! The po-po just showed up to the party and they just signed up on the beer pong table queue!"

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So you're telling me carrying on a drunken conversation with my parents isn't a good idea? I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

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