drunk texting

Didn't text my ex saying "IIIII stirll loev UU, psl dihate MYLIF W?O yu"

Score!

So you're telling me carrying on a drunken conversation with my parents isn't a good idea? I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

We have the top scientists trying to figure what the hell you said.

Excuse me, I'm fluent in Drunkish. Ahem!

"Hey man, I'm all for Hugo asking Bruno out on a date. They really seem like they have a lot in common."

"Let me re-phrase, I'm STRON[G]LY in favor of it!"

"What????"

"They go together like N and Ñ in the Spanish alphabet!"

"I'd like to talk to you on the phone about it, but it's too damn loud in here."

"Lord, that's odd! The po-po just showed up to the party and they just signed up on the beer pong table queue!"