Via Cyanide & Happiness.
Note: Bad language (don't do that), drunk driving (REALLY don't do that).
Well great. Now I can't decide if this is Crunk Critters or Tanked Toddlers! Thanks a lot!
"Hurry up guys, roll me back over before I spill my beer!"
"Hey buddy, there's a magical gene-pool enhancer right around the corner!"
"What, you mean that telephone pole?"
For the non-Aussies and non-Kiwis out there: "legend" = cool/awesome/deserving of respect.