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He was sited as being a distracted driver as they were reporting on a new distracted driver survey:

"Hey buddy, there's a magical gene-pool enhancer right around the corner!" "What, you mean that telephone pole?" "Yeah!"

We know the video's in German, but the clip's humor is universal and can be enjoyed by everyone (like drugs).

So, this is a Thing That Happened today. Actress Amanda Bynes was arrested for a DUI at 3 a.m. today. Check out ROFLrazzi for more deets!