driving

"Hey buddy, there's a magical gene-pool enhancer right around the corner!" "What, you mean that telephone pole?" "Yeah!"

WHY ISN'T IT MOVING???

He was sited as being a distracted driver as they were reporting on a new distracted driver survey:

WARNING: Things get a little weird.

We know the video's in German, but the clip's humor is universal and can be enjoyed by everyone (like drugs).