drinking games

Thumper may very well be the loudest possible drinking came you could play. There's no better way to get drunk than banging on a table with ten other people while trying to decipher hand signals.

Politics is messy business. With the first presidential debate tonight, there's no better way to celebrate the mess than by getting incredibly drunk.

Naturally, the Internet is reacting to the debates the only way it knows how -- by creating a multitude of alternate drinking games. If this one doesn't tickle your fancy, you can try this, this, this, or this.

HAVE IT, CANDIDATES.

First one to barf has to drink the Smirnoff Ice as punishment.