drinking games

Politics is messy business. With the first presidential debate tonight, there's no better way to celebrate the mess than by getting incredibly drunk.

Naturally, the Internet is reacting to the debates the only way it knows how -- by creating a multitude of alternate drinking games. If this one doesn't tickle your fancy, you can try this, this, this, or this.

HAVE IT, CANDIDATES.

WARNING: May cause intense slap fights.

Make sure they're small drinks. Trust me.