drink

14 oz instant chocolate pudding mix 16 oz Cool Whip 1 package chocolate cake mix 1 cup kahlua (or coconut rum, or amaretto – you get the idea) 6 candy bars, chopped (skor bars are usually called for – but use your imagination) 3 bananas, sliced 1 tbsp toasted coconut Layer all ingredients in a trifle bowl.

"I was poor, ugly, and stupid before I bought Randall the Mini Enamel Animal! I'm still poor, ugly, and stupid, but maybe a little less so thanks to Randall! Plus, I'm drunk, so who gives a **, right?"