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I'm waiting for someone to write something really profound on their passed out friends. Oh well, time to keep waiting!

It's small shot glasses!

I don't think I like this "kick my ass" if I pass out policy.

You're a little skinnier than I expected... and less red... and less goatmanlike...

Well hey, I'm sure they appreciated the fact that you made it easy for them to pick you out!

... that you became Salvador Dali?

That or don't keep any writing implements in your house...

It's the Purple People Eater!

"Here is my good friend "Bert" (his nickname). He decided to pass out in my living room, so I decided to put permanent marker all over this 17 year old. He deserved it!"

Hey! I recognize that website at 0:35! It looks so familiar! Hmm... that's gonna bug me...

In all seriousness though, thanks for the shoutout, Thomalio! And good luck to Bert washing himself off!

... but that's not possible.