I feel pretty and witty and druuuuuunk!!!!!
You're a little skinnier than I expected... and less red... and less goatmanlike...
I don't think I like this "kick my ass" if I pass out policy.
It's the Purple People Eater!
... but that's not possible.
That or don't keep any writing implements in your house...
I'm waiting for someone to write something really profound on their passed out friends. Oh well, time to keep waiting!
It's small shot glasses!
You're a marked man, buddy!
Well hey, I'm sure they appreciated the fact that you made it easy for them to pick you out!
