drawn on

I feel pretty and witty and druuuuuunk!!!!!

It's small shot glasses!

That or don't keep any writing implements in your house...

I don't think I like this "kick my ass" if I pass out policy.

... that you became Salvador Dali?

You're a little skinnier than I expected... and less red... and less goatmanlike...

"Here is my good friend "Bert" (his nickname). He decided to pass out in my living room, so I decided to put permanent marker all over this 17 year old. He deserved it!"

Hey! I recognize that website at 0:35! It looks so familiar! Hmm... that's gonna bug me...

In all seriousness though, thanks for the shoutout, Thomalio! And good luck to Bert washing himself off!

You're a marked man, buddy!

I'm waiting for someone to write something really profound on their passed out friends. Oh well, time to keep waiting!

Well hey, I'm sure they appreciated the fact that you made it easy for them to pick you out!

It's the Purple People Eater!