drawn on

You're a little skinnier than I expected... and less red... and less goatmanlike...

"Here is my good friend "Bert" (his nickname). He decided to pass out in my living room, so I decided to put permanent marker all over this 17 year old. He deserved it!"

Hey! I recognize that website at 0:35! It looks so familiar! Hmm... that's gonna bug me...

In all seriousness though, thanks for the shoutout, Thomalio! And good luck to Bert washing himself off!

I feel pretty and witty and druuuuuunk!!!!!

It's the Purple People Eater!

... but that's not possible.

It's small shot glasses!

I'm waiting for someone to write something really profound on their passed out friends. Oh well, time to keep waiting!

Well hey, I'm sure they appreciated the fact that you made it easy for them to pick you out!

You're a marked man, buddy!

... that you became Salvador Dali?