drawn on

That or don't keep any writing implements in your house...

I'm waiting for someone to write something really profound on their passed out friends. Oh well, time to keep waiting!

... but that's not possible.

You're a little skinnier than I expected... and less red... and less goatmanlike...

... that you became Salvador Dali?

You're a marked man, buddy!

I don't think I like this "kick my ass" if I pass out policy.

"Here is my good friend "Bert" (his nickname). He decided to pass out in my living room, so I decided to put permanent marker all over this 17 year old. He deserved it!"

Hey! I recognize that website at 0:35! It looks so familiar! Hmm... that's gonna bug me...

In all seriousness though, thanks for the shoutout, Thomalio! And good luck to Bert washing himself off!

I feel pretty and witty and druuuuuunk!!!!!

Well hey, I'm sure they appreciated the fact that you made it easy for them to pick you out!