dealer

(Warning: language)

"Hey man, this weed actually isn't that bad!" "Yeah bro, I cut with this new bomb-ass stuff! You guys heard of bath salts?"

"I drink Jägermeister because my dealer's in jail right now."

Oh! Well, okay. Just be careful, though. Side effects of drinking Jägermeister include liver damage, memory loss and GTL.

Too high to unfriend.