crunk critters

... then why is it made of impossible?

Animals getting schwasted is pretty much never not funny.

Gets yuor own!

Or u could ask sum ov deez kittehs if dey haz one too spare!

Wife was being a total b**ch, no pun intended.

This was immediately followed by a very special episode of "Monkey Intervention." I would know, I sponsor the monkey at the 1:14 mark.