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A 44-year-old British man was arrested in Sao Paulo, Brazil, trying to smuggle more than 2 kg of cocaine in his stomach. He got the police's attention when information on his two passports didn't match up, and x-rays showed he had 89 capsules of the stuff inside him, worth a total of £286,000 (over $440,000).

Check the source link for a picture of the x-ray, but be warned: it's not pretty.

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