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A true bro knows his goblet from his chalice.

Why is everyone already here?

"The bottom line is that we think being too focused can blind you to novel possibilities, and a broader, more flexible state of attention is needed for creative solutions to emerge," says Professor Jennifer Wiley of the University of Illinois.

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That's one way to sneak a 30-rack past your parents.

Yes, maybe you could cram more beers by lining them up vertically like the gods of drinking intended, but sometimes you have to find creative solutions. And for that, there's always Appropriate Use of Office Supplies.

The internet wizards over at Buzzfeed had a special cocktail-off, using only supplies they could find at a local Bodega. The results ranged from amazing to completely gnarly. Cheers to the Honey Badger, which contains whiskey, brandy, blackberry brandy, honey, lemon juice, and cinnamon!

Be sure to check the rest of the awesome (and terrible-awesome) concoctions in the via link!