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That beer stunk worse than I do, but hey, it was cheap! Don't judge me!

Gets yuor own!

Or u could ask sum ov deez kittehs if dey haz one too spare!

How's it goin'? Doin' all right? Need anything?

How about now? Or now?

"But I got you neutered..."

"Yeah, that's the point."

"That b*h!"

"Heer u go, gud sir" (Hee duzn't know dat I'm onlee 4, but datz 28 in cat yearz).

Now these are some true party animals.