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The hung over wise and learned mixologists here at A12 present themed shots for some of your favorite shows from when you were a kid. Really takes you back, doesn't it?

Duff beer, made famous by The Simpsons, is now officially available in the UK in honor of the show's 500th episode. Everyone here in America will just have to stare longingly to the east and pour out a 40 in anguish.

I must have missed the episode where the babies broke into Stu's liquor cabinet and drank too much Goldschläger.

Tune in for a knockout performance from Kevin Kline's Calvin Fischoeder. Real talk though: how about those ice skating moves from his brother Felix, who looks graceful as a freaking swan.

Anyone else in the mood for a glass of something strong and distilled now? Take life on the rocks with bourbon, bourbon, oh bourbon, bourbon.