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They might have to have a talk about their relationship once she can see again.

As staggering as this receipt, confirmed authentic by a manager at the Cavalli Club, may be (it's about $105,630 USD), apparently this club regularly sees tabs between $50K and $140K USD. There is some price-gouging going on here, though, that's a $30+ USD cake.

These ain't your childhood cakes, kids!

It's up to you what we could do. Cake your pick.

There's no better way to celebrate your popularity than by jumping into a gigantic cake in the middle of your DJ set. Good on you, Steve Aoki. Good on you.

Cake always knows just what to do.