cake

"What? I don't look like this!"

"Give it a few hours, bro."

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There's no better way to celebrate your popularity than by jumping into a gigantic cake in the middle of your DJ set. Good on you, Steve Aoki. Good on you.

As staggering as this receipt, confirmed authentic by a manager at the Cavalli Club, may be (it's about $105,630 USD), apparently this club regularly sees tabs between $50K and $140K USD. There is some price-gouging going on here, though, that's a $30+ USD cake.

Cake always knows just what to do.