bros

Yeah you! This one's for all my bros out there!

Anyone who does this to someone else belongs here.

I feel lightheaded, bro!

Nice life, bro.

Yes, I'm aware of the irony that a Pole is using a sword.

Check out Bros for more cool stories, bro!

"Mmm, yes, quite so. I do believe that the-"

"YO BRO cut it with the Downtown Abbey crap! For realsies though, this s**t blew hardcore sack, bro, not even playing. What I can't believe though, is that the dudes over at Orkey Islands waited 50 YEARS to sell this crap. MLG protip: if it wasn't good when Lincoln was president, it ain't gonna be good now! DEUCESSSSSSSS"

Here's to nights you'll never remember, dressed in clothes you'll never forget.

Have you ever impressed a girl so much that she barfed?

If only these labels had real beers to go with them. Here's what we think they'd taste like though:

Broke Back Bock: Pale but heavy, leaves you out of breath and wanting a triple bacon cheeseburger. Buff & Tan: Full-bodied and orange, causes fist-pumping and thinking that Ed Hardy shirts are pretty sick brah. Butterface: Good flavor and feels good going down, just don't look at it too closely. Double Dark Dork: A carefully-crafted "beer drinker's beer" perfect for sipping while you marathon Doctor Who (again). Douschbagen: A Eurotrash European-style beer that goes well with sauerkraut and confusing techno. Extra Bitter Ex: Tastes good at first, but a little ways in you realize what a horrible mistake you've made.

"Do I look like I give a s**t?"