bros

Yes, I'm aware of the irony that a Pole is using a sword.

"Mmm, yes, quite so. I do believe that the-"

"YO BRO cut it with the Downtown Abbey crap! For realsies though, this s**t blew hardcore sack, bro, not even playing. What I can't believe though, is that the dudes over at Orkey Islands waited 50 YEARS to sell this crap. MLG protip: if it wasn't good when Lincoln was president, it ain't gonna be good now! DEUCESSSSSSSS"

Nice life, bro.

Easy there, I'm not that kind of bro!

Party hard, bros. Party hard.

While cruising down the Los Angeles freeway, some fans happened upon Steve Nash in a taxi. What happened next was the fabled "Inter-car Bro Beer Pass," a legendary move which ascends all involved to instant Bro status. Welcome to La La Land, Stevo!

Here's to nights you'll never remember, dressed in clothes you'll never forget.

Actually, I think you've gone a bit beyond creepin'.

If only these labels had real beers to go with them. Here's what we think they'd taste like though:

Broke Back Bock: Pale but heavy, leaves you out of breath and wanting a triple bacon cheeseburger. Buff & Tan: Full-bodied and orange, causes fist-pumping and thinking that Ed Hardy shirts are pretty sick brah. Butterface: Good flavor and feels good going down, just don't look at it too closely. Double Dark Dork: A carefully-crafted "beer drinker's beer" perfect for sipping while you marathon Doctor Who (again). Douschbagen: A Eurotrash European-style beer that goes well with sauerkraut and confusing techno. Extra Bitter Ex: Tastes good at first, but a little ways in you realize what a horrible mistake you've made.

I feel lightheaded, bro!