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Snorting salt + squirting lime in your eye = full Douchebag Broness achieved.

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I feel lightheaded, bro!

Actually, I think you've gone a bit beyond creepin'.

I've heard of kegstands before, obviously. But cakestands? Nope, that's new.

Is that... a container of protein in his left hand?

I don't think it gets any more bro than this!

Party hard, bros. Party hard.

If only these labels had real beers to go with them. Here's what we think they'd taste like though:

Broke Back Bock: Pale but heavy, leaves you out of breath and wanting a triple bacon cheeseburger. Buff & Tan: Full-bodied and orange, causes fist-pumping and thinking that Ed Hardy shirts are pretty sick brah. Butterface: Good flavor and feels good going down, just don't look at it too closely. Double Dark Dork: A carefully-crafted "beer drinker's beer" perfect for sipping while you marathon Doctor Who (again). Douschbagen: A Eurotrash European-style beer that goes well with sauerkraut and confusing techno. Extra Bitter Ex: Tastes good at first, but a little ways in you realize what a horrible mistake you've made.