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I feel lightheaded, bro!

If only these labels had real beers to go with them. Here's what we think they'd taste like though:

Broke Back Bock: Pale but heavy, leaves you out of breath and wanting a triple bacon cheeseburger. Buff & Tan: Full-bodied and orange, causes fist-pumping and thinking that Ed Hardy shirts are pretty sick brah. Butterface: Good flavor and feels good going down, just don't look at it too closely. Double Dark Dork: A carefully-crafted "beer drinker's beer" perfect for sipping while you marathon Doctor Who (again). Douschbagen: A Eurotrash European-style beer that goes well with sauerkraut and confusing techno. Extra Bitter Ex: Tastes good at first, but a little ways in you realize what a horrible mistake you've made.

Anyone who does this to someone else belongs here.

Check out Bros for more cool stories, bro!

What, some bros can't strip down, get together in a pool, and cuddle a little bit? No homo, dude.

While cruising down the Los Angeles freeway, some fans happened upon Steve Nash in a taxi. What happened next was the fabled "Inter-car Bro Beer Pass," a legendary move which ascends all involved to instant Bro status. Welcome to La La Land, Stevo!

And that's why everyone at school hates the freshman class.

Easy there, I'm not that kind of bro!

Yeah you! This one's for all my bros out there!