bros

"Mmm, yes, quite so. I do believe that the-"

"YO BRO cut it with the Downtown Abbey crap! For realsies though, this s**t blew hardcore sack, bro, not even playing. What I can't believe though, is that the dudes over at Orkey Islands waited 50 YEARS to sell this crap. MLG protip: if it wasn't good when Lincoln was president, it ain't gonna be good now! DEUCESSSSSSSS"

I've heard of kegstands before, obviously. But cakestands? Nope, that's new.

Turning into a drunken bro: a fate worse than death.

NSFW: Language, Nick Swardson shirtless.

In case you ever doubted this fact.

Actually, I think you've gone a bit beyond creepin'.

Snorting salt + squirting lime in your eye = full Douchebag Broness achieved.

Here's to nights you'll never remember, dressed in clothes you'll never forget.

What, some bros can't strip down, get together in a pool, and cuddle a little bit? No homo, dude.

If only these labels had real beers to go with them. Here's what we think they'd taste like though:

Broke Back Bock: Pale but heavy, leaves you out of breath and wanting a triple bacon cheeseburger. Buff & Tan: Full-bodied and orange, causes fist-pumping and thinking that Ed Hardy shirts are pretty sick brah. Butterface: Good flavor and feels good going down, just don't look at it too closely. Double Dark Dork: A carefully-crafted "beer drinker's beer" perfect for sipping while you marathon Doctor Who (again). Douschbagen: A Eurotrash European-style beer that goes well with sauerkraut and confusing techno. Extra Bitter Ex: Tastes good at first, but a little ways in you realize what a horrible mistake you've made.