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"Mmm, yes, quite so. I do believe that the-"

"YO BRO cut it with the Downtown Abbey crap! For realsies though, this s**t blew hardcore sack, bro, not even playing. What I can't believe though, is that the dudes over at Orkey Islands waited 50 YEARS to sell this crap. MLG protip: if it wasn't good when Lincoln was president, it ain't gonna be good now! DEUCESSSSSSSS"

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While cruising down the Los Angeles freeway, some fans happened upon Steve Nash in a taxi. What happened next was the fabled "Inter-car Bro Beer Pass," a legendary move which ascends all involved to instant Bro status. Welcome to La La Land, Stevo!

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If only these labels had real beers to go with them. Here's what we think they'd taste like though:

Broke Back Bock: Pale but heavy, leaves you out of breath and wanting a triple bacon cheeseburger. Buff & Tan: Full-bodied and orange, causes fist-pumping and thinking that Ed Hardy shirts are pretty sick brah. Butterface: Good flavor and feels good going down, just don't look at it too closely. Double Dark Dork: A carefully-crafted "beer drinker's beer" perfect for sipping while you marathon Doctor Who (again). Douschbagen: A Eurotrash European-style beer that goes well with sauerkraut and confusing techno. Extra Bitter Ex: Tastes good at first, but a little ways in you realize what a horrible mistake you've made.