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While you were out doing whatever it is haters do, the gents at Epic Meal Time were finding out new ways to help men everywhere "elevate" themselves above the competition.

Goin' hard on a Friday night (no pun intended) and you want to hit the sack with that lady friend of yours after hitting the Jack Dagnels? Then get your hands around some Old-Time Bourbon-flavored lube, and rise to the occasion.

Real SMART!

County Sheriff Pat Melton announces today that a $10,000 reward is being offered in the Pappy Van Winkle theft...

If you have information that leads authorities to capture and the ultimate conviction of the thief, you will be awarded the $10,000, which should be enough to buy some Pappy Van Winkle, right?

And if you order a Vodka/Red Bull you're probably wearing a polo shirt with a popped collar.

Red Rover ingredients:

2 oz. bourbon
1½ oz. blood orange juice
½ oz. lemon juice
1 oz. rye simple syrup
4 oz. ginger ale
Fresh grated ginger for garnish

2-1/2 scoops vanilla bean ice cream 4 tablespoons bourbon 1/3 cup milk 1/3 cup whipped cream Red and blue food dye

Check out the full list over at College Humor!

If you drink bourbon, your chances of having a mustache rise by around 156 percent.